SOUL MATE ALERT !!!!!!!!!!
Do opposites really attract? Can love be found at your fingers tip? The folks at these on-line dating services certainly seem to think so and if testimonials were not enough, they all seem to enlist a resident ex not enough, they all seem to enlist a resident expert who by all accounts looks to have not engage with the opposite sex if not for the whole invention of the internet and online dating
The good folks at match.com have enlisted the service of none other than that lovable mean-spirited quack, Dr.Phil (who if not for Oprah folks wouldn’t recognize him from Dr McCoy) We are not talking medical science, but man to woman connections and has anyone taking a good look at Dr Phil for that matter? I thought it was hilarious to watch him tell overweight people what they need to do/ WTF when he just polished off a damn pot roast in the green room more than likely. Who is Dr Phil banging? I will pass on the advice, sort of like taking my truck to have a once over from hmmm Stevie Wonder? No thanks
EHarmony - America's #1 Trusted Relationship Site, committed to helping you experience the joy and fulfillment that come with every successful relationship. They use the helpful insight to that well renowned doctor of love Dr.Warren? wow imagine finding Mr or Mrs Right just at the stroke of my keyboard unless you are on myspace.com then stroking a keyboard takes a whole different meaning I am told.
Since one day I too will be given the distinguish title of Dr. I thought would be a great time to jump into the online dating foray with my own site Reading Thru the Lines.com. Even have a few sample profiles that will assist you with selecting that soul mate.
Female 35 Location: Texas
Race: Hispanic
Profile: Meduim to Thick build
Thick or medium size has become the battle cry and most over use term in modern society in regards to the describing the form of the female anatomy. Once had a blind date the girl claim 5 ft 3 and medium size, slight problem she was 5 ft 3 both vertical and horizontal. Decided only thing medium size in life are fast food fries and pick up trucks.
Female 26 Location: Alabama
Race: Black
Profile: Athletic Build
A little about me...Christian woman, FOR REAL! I don't play, I'm serious about that! That means, I attend services regularly and I'm not just a pew sitter (we don't even have pews!) I'm just trying to be about My Father's Business
**Chicks who scream church the loudest upfront, eventually scream the loudest that night* nuff said!**
Male 32 Location: Atlanta
Race: Black
Profile : Slim
I'm a very laid back, not jealous or possesive, I believe in letting people be themselves and I expect the same thing in return. I like sports, gym, reading, cooking, and listening to music. I don't have time for games
Hey I live in San Francisco wait actually Atlanta but same thing, and this screams GAY!!!! Never met so many “straight” cats always inviting cats to hang out gym, club? WTF I have 2 male friends past 10 + years and that is sufficient, if I want to know anything else I enlist the aid of females not dudes!
Male 22 Location: New Jersey
Race: Black
Profile: Athletic
Hi,I'm Kevin, I'm very passionate,at the same time like privacy, big time college athelete with aspirations of playing pro ball. I'm a free spirit
**Nothing screams white chicks like pro ball aspirations right **
OK lastet addition to the sneaker vault below:
#417 Kobe Crazy 8's retro re-issue colorway white/sunshine yellow/blue (hey most of us forgive you for the little thing out in Colorado you know :)
The good folks at match.com have enlisted the service of none other than that lovable mean-spirited quack, Dr.Phil (who if not for Oprah folks wouldn’t recognize him from Dr McCoy) We are not talking medical science, but man to woman connections and has anyone taking a good look at Dr Phil for that matter? I thought it was hilarious to watch him tell overweight people what they need to do/ WTF when he just polished off a damn pot roast in the green room more than likely. Who is Dr Phil banging? I will pass on the advice, sort of like taking my truck to have a once over from hmmm Stevie Wonder? No thanks
EHarmony - America's #1 Trusted Relationship Site, committed to helping you experience the joy and fulfillment that come with every successful relationship. They use the helpful insight to that well renowned doctor of love Dr.Warren? wow imagine finding Mr or Mrs Right just at the stroke of my keyboard unless you are on myspace.com then stroking a keyboard takes a whole different meaning I am told.Since one day I too will be given the distinguish title of Dr. I thought would be a great time to jump into the online dating foray with my own site Reading Thru the Lines.com. Even have a few sample profiles that will assist you with selecting that soul mate.
Female 35 Location: Texas
Race: Hispanic
Profile: Meduim to Thick build
Thick or medium size has become the battle cry and most over use term in modern society in regards to the describing the form of the female anatomy. Once had a blind date the girl claim 5 ft 3 and medium size, slight problem she was 5 ft 3 both vertical and horizontal. Decided only thing medium size in life are fast food fries and pick up trucks.
Female 26 Location: Alabama
Race: Black
Profile: Athletic Build
A little about me...Christian woman, FOR REAL! I don't play, I'm serious about that! That means, I attend services regularly and I'm not just a pew sitter (we don't even have pews!) I'm just trying to be about My Father's Business
**Chicks who scream church the loudest upfront, eventually scream the loudest that night* nuff said!**
Male 32 Location: Atlanta
Race: Black
Profile : Slim
I'm a very laid back, not jealous or possesive, I believe in letting people be themselves and I expect the same thing in return. I like sports, gym, reading, cooking, and listening to music. I don't have time for games
Hey I live in San Francisco wait actually Atlanta but same thing, and this screams GAY!!!! Never met so many “straight” cats always inviting cats to hang out gym, club? WTF I have 2 male friends past 10 + years and that is sufficient, if I want to know anything else I enlist the aid of females not dudes!
Male 22 Location: New Jersey
Race: Black
Profile: Athletic
Hi,I'm Kevin, I'm very passionate,at the same time like privacy, big time college athelete with aspirations of playing pro ball. I'm a free spirit
**Nothing screams white chicks like pro ball aspirations right **
OK lastet addition to the sneaker vault below:
#417 Kobe Crazy 8's retro re-issue colorway white/sunshine yellow/blue (hey most of us forgive you for the little thing out in Colorado you know :)
posted by KHALLI 88 at 5:41 PM
18 Comments:
That is one crazy blog, even over in the UK we get Dr Phil and i cant watch it. It is one of the most cringe worthy shows on TV.
Reading thru the lines sounds like an ingenius plan lol. Joker!
Hot Kobe's.
xxS*Bxx
Ok I dig Dr. Phil...cause he forces those dumb people to wake to their common sense....my favorie line: "How's that working for ya?" LOL
But Khalli? You wrong for the dude in ATL...just wrong....and uh...Myspace aint so bad LMAO!
**Chicks who scream church the loudest upfront, eventually scream the loudest that night* nuff said!**
^^^^^^So Dead with that one^^^^
Did u catch Soul of a Man last nite? I thought of u
blog with an entertainment touch
@snake bite - thanks always visit your way to see what's up in the UK
@dj diva - actually a nice song about myspace from Gym Class Heroes and Papoose :)
@Missy - I miss that but let me guess X acting like a crackhead and one or 2 of his assistants had a wifebeater on?
@deepak gopi - Thanks for stopping thru
LMAO at you.. :) welcome back for real for real
lmao@this entry
for the record, if a guy's 22 year old and has aspirations for playing pro ball he probably back at the crib with his parents without his degree, which means if he don't make a league, whatever girl gets with him is PHUCKED.
by 22 he should already be in a league unless he was redshirted, in which case he should still be in college. white girls know the math right there...
wow... that was real all over the place. but how in the HELL could you leave out the fact that STAR JONES is on a site giving love advice. CLEAAAAAAAAAARLY that is far more ridiculous than dr. phil. i mean being a psychologist gives you more insite to people than being a crazy woman married to a gay man who sold her WEDDING and likely her soul to the highest bidder on nat'l tv. so wack. and i think dr. phil is hilarious.
Last time I watched Dr. Phil, he said to one of his guests: "Don't piss on my head and tell me it's raining"
I fucking turned the damn channel immediately. What a silly bumpkin he is.
didn't star and dr. phil have a valentine's day special? you can log on and talk to the both of them? i'll pass. i find it ludicrous that we've made it this far in the world without computer love so why now? sure technology is at our fingertips but its also man's downfall. case in point, your 5'3" blind date. LMAO!!!!! I don't want her to be 5'3 vert and horiz!!! LMAO!!
So you got those Kobe throwbacks? i only do Js. and superstars. and shox. i'm fortunate to be able to wear boys shoes =)
wow, you're funny.
i attempted eharmony and they rejected me. it was weird. i wonder what they based that on? then one of my best friends told me that they had rejected her too. strange...
your breakdowns of those profiles were hilarious!
I don't like Dr. Phil: He is fat and obnoxious to me...plus he is blessed that Oprah touched him or he would still be in the woods with that crap.....
@bkny diva - good to see you back as well :)
@nikki - you make a point!
@jamiel1922 - Damn forgot about Star Jones but haven't forgot no matter how much surgery you do they can't seem to shrink "head" fat :)
@mistress - yeah I heard Judge Judy coin that phrase a few years back
@stacie von kutieboots - yeah the J's I like as well will be posted a pair soon
@jaimie - I didn't think they rejected folks? interesting
@rose - You know it!!!!!!
"**Chicks who scream church the loudest upfront, eventually scream the loudest that night* nuff said!**"
LMAO!
I'm not even sure that I believe in the idea of soul mates...whether or not they can be found online, I don't know that either. But I guess when people get tired of meeting what may seem to them to be the same person in clubs and wherever else, placing an ad seems like a logical solution to finding a mate. Problem is: folks lie.
As for Dr. Phil, he's married. (Response to "who is dr. phil banging?") I don't buy him as therapist, but I suppose he makes for interesting (at best) t.v.
Hey! This is my first time to your spot... but
I liked it so much i kicked off my shoes-
(Gucci not kicks) and stayed a while :)
This post was HIL-AIR-RE-US!!
Just simply hilarious!! I need to catch up
to you on the shoe count! DAMN!
Most people dont even know what love is in the first place so how can they find it?
that online dating crap don't work. Dr. Phil is a pimp.
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